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READING BETWEEN THE LINES OF HILLARY'S "I'M IN" ANNOUNCEMENT

As most everyone knows by now, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) has recently thrown her hat into the ring of contenders for the 2008 Democrat presidential nomination. [1] [2] Because I happen to think that Ms. Clinton is among the most disingenuous individuals in American politics, I have decided to relate what I believe she would have said in her public announcement to run for president if she were capable of being honest with the people of this country.

The following quotes are from Hillary's brief "I'm In" statement of January 20th, 2007. After each one I have included my own version of her message, written in a way that I feel more accurately reflects her true attitudes and desires.


HRC - "I announced today that I am forming a presidential exploratory committee."

I announced today that I am forming a presidential exploratory committee, and before I say anything else, let me just point out that it was never my intention to complete my second term as the junior Senator from New York. I'll be damned if I'm going to continue taking a back seat to Chucky Schumer, [3] while losers like John Kerry [4] get all the attention. Screw my constituents, I want to be president!

HRC - "I'm not just starting a campaign, though, I'm beginning a conversation - with you, with America.

I'm not just starting a campaign though, I'm creating a fearsome political hit squad to eliminate all of my competitors, and while I'm at it, I'll be having conversations with wealthy Hollywood film actors, labor union leaders, sycophantic journalists, a slew of activist lawyers, and anyone else with the money and influence to help me get elected.

HRC - "Because we all need to be part of the discussion if we're all going to be part of the solution. And all of us have to be part of the solution."

Because limousine liberals are the solution to my fiscal problems, and sitting down to softball interviews with schmucks like Larry King [5] will be of tremendous help to me as I attempt to convince large numbers of Americans that I'm not really a communist.


HRC - "Let's talk about how to bring the right end to the war in Iraq and to restore respect for America around the world."

Let's talk in nice, warm, totally disingenuous tones about how wrong it was for George W. Bush to get us into a war for oil, and why we must pull out of Iraq as soon as possible, even though doing so will demoralize our military and emboldened our enemies.

HRC - "How to make us energy independent and free of foreign oil."


How we need to punish
Exxon-Mobil and Chevron with millions of dollars in new taxes, and block any effort to increase oil production in the United States.

HRC - "How to end the deficits that threaten Social Security and Medicare."

How to end deficits via accounting fraud and increased taxation across the board, while throwing billions of dollars more at Social Security and Medicare, and praying that those government-run monstrosities don't completely collapse... at least while I'm president.


HRC - "And let's definitely talk about how every American can have quality affordable health care."

And let's definitely talk about the socialized medicine plan that I'm still determined to force down everyone's throat, even though practically nobody supported it the first time around. [6]

HRC - "You know, after six years of George Bush, it is time to renew the promise of America."


You know, I'm actually glad that Bush won the last election, because I'd never get my party's nomination if John Kerry were in the White House today. Still, the useful idiots [7] who make up my support base
will abandon me like rats from a sinking ship if I don't take a cheap shot at the president every now and again.

HRC - "Our basic bargain that no matter who you are or where you live, if you work hard and play by the rules, you can build a good life for yourself and your family."


I don't care who you are, where you live, or how hard you work, if you're not among the liberal elite in this country, what you think is irrelevant to me, and I'm going to do everything in my power to seize control over every aspect of your pathetic life.


HRC - "I grew up in a middle-class family in the middle of America, and we believed in that promise."


I grew up in a middle-class family, and not a day goes by that I don't thank the gods of fate for delivering me from that nightmarish existence.


HRC - "I still do. I've spent my entire life trying to make good on it."


I still have contempt for the American capitalist system, which is why I went into politics in the first place. I've spent my entire life trying to make huge amounts of money without contributing anything of real value to society.


HRC - "Whether it was fighting for women's basic rights or
children's basic health care. Protecting our Social Security, or protecting our soldiers. It's a kind of basic bargain, and we've got to keep up our end."

Whether I was defending murderous Black Panther members, [8] covering up my husband's sexual exploits, [9] or accepting over a million dollars in illegal contributions to my first Senate campaign, [10] [11] I always managed to walk away with my cloak of
respectability intact.

HRC - "So let's talk. Let's chat. Let's start a
dialogue about your ideas and mine."

So let's forget about all those pesky little details of my life, and focus instead on destroying
Barack Obama's [12] reputation before next year's Democratic primaries.

HRC - "Because the conversation in
Washington has been just a little one-sided lately, don't you think? And we can all see how well that works."

Because the conversation in
the media has been a little too Obama-centric lately, don't you think? And we all know what happens to people who get between me and the spotlight.

HRC - "And while I can't visit everyone's living room, I can try. And with a little help from modern technology, I'll be holding live online video chats this week, starting Monday."


And while I can't force the folks at CNN and MSNBC to like me more than Obama, I can sure as hell dig up some dirt on the guy, which should eventually cause opportunists like Chris Matthews [13] and Wolf Blitzer [14] to turn on him like a pack of rabid weasels.


HRC - "So let the conversation begin. I have a feeling it's going to be very interesting."


So let the mud-slinging begin! I have a feeling my attack machine will have that amateur on his knees in a matter of months, and if all goes well, he'll be reduced to a political eunuch long before the 2008 Convention.

1 - http://www.hillaryclinton.com/feature/video/?sc=8

2 - http://www.hillaryclinton.com/news/release/view/?id=1234

3 - http://www.senate.gov/~schumer

4 - http://www.johnkerry.com

5 - http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/larry.king.live

6 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_health_care_plan

7 - http://www.moveon.org

8 - http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/h/hillarypanthers.htm

9 - http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/comment-morris060503.asp

10 - http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53740

11 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8571783130742638160&q=Hillary&hl=en

12 - http://obama.senate.gov

13 - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3080432

14 - http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/blitzer.wolf.html

By Edward L. Daley

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FAIRNESS? YEAH RIGHT!

Less than half a month has passed since the Democrats took control of Congress, and already they are proving to everyone just how far to the left their party has slid over the years. In typical neo-communist fashion, Representative Maurice Hinchey of New York [1] has decided to drag the long-buried - but apparently not quite dead - Fairness Doctrine [2] out of its tomb, dust it off, rename it the Media Ownership Reform Act (MORA) [3], and attempt to replace free speech in the media with what he and his ilk like to refer to as "fair speech".

Of course, neither Mr.
Hinchey nor his bill's 16 liberal co-sponsors can explain why they believe free speech is so unfair to begin with that they feel compelled to replace it with something else. And it should come as no surprise to anyone that clearly delineating the criteria by which someone in the media may be deemed "fair" is also something they're unwilling to do, since determining the difference between what's fair and what's unfair is purely subjective in nature.

For instance, is it fair that members of Congress get huge salaries for doing next to nothing, while the vast majority of their constituents have to work much harder for far less money? Many people would say no, but I'm betting Maurice
Hinchey and his cronies on Capitol Hill don't feel that way.

In my opinion, forcing the children of poor people into a public school system which condemns most of them to a life of quiet desperation and, at best, mediocre employment prospects is unfair in the extreme, but you won't see the new Fairness Police in Washington D.C. offering any of America's underprivileged kids the opportunity to attend private schools anytime soon.

Mr. Hinchey states that MORA "seeks to restore integrity and diversity to America's media system by lowering the number of media outlets that one company is permitted to own in a single market," but he fails to point out that no company is going to be successful enough to buy very many media outlets in any market unless it gives its audience what it wants. Fed up with the left-wing bias that has permeated the television news industry for decades, today's media consumers demand both diversity and integrity from the people who provide them with news and information. That's why talk radio programs are so popular these days. Shows like Rush Limbaugh's afford their listeners with a wide variety of viewpoints, and their hosts routinely cite articles from the most reputable news sources around.

While it's no secret that Mr. Limbaugh is a staunch right-winger, half of the news stories he reads over the airwaves come straight from the New York Times, the Washington Post, and many other left-leaning publications, and just as many liberals call into his program as conservatives. If they didn't, his ratings would plummet! Nobody wants to listen to three hours of people agreeing with each other about everything. Folks tune into Rush to hear him argue with liberals - and sometimes other conservatives - not to listen to a bunch of saps tell him how wonderful they think he is.

Comrade Hinchey also relates that his bill "reinstates the Fairness Doctrine" in order to "protect fairness and accuracy in journalism," yet there is at least as much accuracy in news reporting today as there was before 1987 when the original Fairness Doctrine was done away with. Does anyone really believe that the now infamous Bush National Guard document story of 2004 would have been exposed for the fraud it was if the media of today resembled the media of the 1970s?

And need I remind anyone that the main reason why the FCC discarded its rules concerning (supposed) fairness was because they actually discouraged debate on the more controversial issues of the day? Broadcasters didn't want to risk being punished by the federal government for not being "fair enough" when it came to exhibiting ideological balance in their programming, so they simply avoided many hot-button issues altogether.

Between cable television, newspapers, talk radio, and the Internet, we have more access to information than at any time in our history, and although much of it is inaccurate, most of it is not. While it is difficult to know for sure, I suspect that the modern media brings us more truth than the Jurassic media ever did, because today's technology provides tens of millions of
Americans with the means to do something that Dan Rather apparently never learned how to do... fact-check.

Gone are the days when average citizens had no choice but to accept what was spoon-fed to them by the media elite. In case Mr. Hinchey hadn't noticed, this is the year 2007, and folks like you and I have access to more information today than the entire CBS television network had only a few decades ago.

Isn't that "fair" enough for you, Congressman, or do you think I need Al Gore to come to my home personally and preach to me about the dangers of human-caused global warming until my freakin' ears bleed?

1 - http://www.house.gov/hinchey/issues
2 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairness_Doctrine
3 - http://www.house.gov/hinchey/issues/mora.shtml


By Edward L. Daley
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wner of the Daley Times-Post
http://www.times-post.com
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